http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/ ]]> en-us 2008-04-04T00:05:00-08:00 2008-05-11T15:16:16-08:00 You paid attention during 91% of high school! 85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2008_04.html Miscellany tess 2008-04-04T00:05:00-08:00 #22 of 365: Robin G. Crater Lake gift shop Assistant Manager. You'd renamed yourself Robin and you were birdlike -... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2008_01.html x365 tess 2008-01-11T09:09:46-08:00 #21 of 365: Carrie O. You managed the Pier 1 where I worked post-college. I saw your wedding picture once;... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2008_01.html x365 tess 2008-01-08T09:42:37-08:00 While watching Alton Brown make tzatziki sauce on Good Eats: Me: There are a bunch of places to get Greek... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2008_01.html Things Wee Says tess 2008-01-07T21:59:59-08:00 They cancelled the Golden Globes. CANCELLED!! THE GOLDEN GLOBES!!!! Someone hand me a paper bag; I think I'm hyperventilating. Damn... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2008_01.html Award Shows tess 2008-01-07T16:47:49-08:00 Me (from hallway outside of Bill's office): I wonder where I put the ornament box? Bill: Man moves a dog's... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2008_01.html Things Wee Says tess 2008-01-06T13:59:37-08:00 #20 of 365: Susie M. We were six years old, sitting atop the wall at the Sacred Heart playground, when... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2008_01.html x365 tess 2008-01-06T13:40:30-08:00 OK, it's time to get back on the x365 bandwagon, I think. Next one's easy... #19 of 365: Mrs. Collier... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2008_01.html x365 tess 2008-01-05T16:29:41-08:00 The other day Bill brought home from work two of the tiniest apples I've ever seen. He's been bugging me... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2007_12.html Things Wee Says tess 2007-12-15T10:32:41-08:00 Oh crapola, one day in and I already blew NaBloPoMo. Oh well, I'm still going to try to carry on... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2007_11.html Daily Specials tess 2007-11-02T09:21:13-08:00 My brother-in-law Mickey passed away last night, in his sleep. We're going to Phoenix this afternoon. Please send some good... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2007_10.html tess 2007-10-21T11:25:47-08:00 #18 of 365: Miss Murphy (5th grade) Gah, I loathed you. You overcompensated for your youthful inexperience by being a... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2007_10.html tess 2007-10-19T14:36:05-08:00 #17 of 365: Mrs. Kemnitzer (4th grade) A pint-sized legend among elementary teachers. My parents still use the pig cutting-board... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2007_10.html tess 2007-10-18T11:17:07-08:00 #16 of 365: Mrs. Allen (3rd grade) You reminded me of a dark-haired Carol Brady - always upbeat, but nothing... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2007_10.html x365 tess 2007-10-17T08:46:43-08:00 #15 of 365: Mrs. Smith (2nd grade) Curly-headed and pretty. Pregnant with twin girls, you took maternity leave before year... http://monkeygumbo.com/tess/news/archives/2007_10.html tess 2007-10-16T09:37:59-08:00