I saw this on fark.com:
Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey game?
A: Hockey players shower after 3 periods.
I laughed at that way more than I should have, I think. I just don't like Courtney Love all that much. Not that she's done anything to me personally, mind you. At least when you hate someone who has a song on the radio, you can always change the station. It ain't like they are your neighbor or anything...