Sometimes the best part about a job is the little stuff. Like having all department heads at work wondering why everyone in the new test database is named John:

mysql> select name from applicant where name like 'John%' order by timestamp;
+----------------+
| name           |
+----------------+
| John Worfin    |
| John Bigbootie |
| John Many Jars |
| John Rajneesh  |
+----------------+
4 rows in set (0.00 sec)