I should be sleeping. It's 3:00am and I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. But instead of nap out, I have some Catholic jokes to share.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an alter boy.

Q: How are a Christmas tree and a Catholic priest alike?
A: They both have ornamental balls.

Seen in a .sig some place: Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

And just for good measure:

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

And that's about as offensive as I wanna get right now.