Then you have to remember that hot dog vendor who was giving the inept cops grief. After I read MS's latest security bulletin about the IIS security hole of the week, I couldn't help but think of him:
"What does 'buffer overrun' mean?"
"What does 'serious vulnerability' mean?"
"What does 'run with Local System privileges' mean?"
"What does 'reformatting the hard drive' mean?"
Hey, I'm allowed to laugh -- it's Microsoft. :-)