Strong in the pants is he, like his father before him
This was mercilessly stolen from a Slashdot post I saw recently. I thought it was another "funny things about Star Wars" repost/spam email thing I'd surely seen, but I'd never heard it.
I had to wipe my monitor off after reading some of them. To think I went 25 years living and breathing everything Star Wars and I never thought to slip the word "pants" in there every once in a while. I'm not nearly as clever as I thought I was. Anyway, I present:
25 Lines From Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
- A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
- You are unwise to lower your pants.
- We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
- She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
- These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
- Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
- General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
- I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
- TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
- Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
- Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
- You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
- Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
- Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
- That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
- Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
- Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
- Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
- Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
- Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
- Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
- I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
- You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
Oh my God, I think I may have peed myself. Hmm... nope. Close call, though. These are great! It's also kind of funny (OK, in a very sick way) to use the word "poopchute".