I'm nearly totally positive that I have created the very first Mary Lou Retton online gymnast clock. I'm, like, 99.999% sure that I made the first and only one. Me.

Although it's odd... I can't stand Mary Lou Retton. Never could. That squeaky little bitch annoyed me to no end with that smug grin of hers. Put me off Wheaties for life. Even her name "Mary Lou" bugged me. I mean, pick one goddam name and use that one, already! Jeez! I'd even prefer Spuds MacKenzie over Mary Lou if I had to pick. But I think she's just funny as all get out as an online clock. I dunno how to explain it, but I find myself cracking up uncontrollably every time I check the time. Maybe I need to start taking vitamins.