I recently came across a game that should do for politics what Iron Chef did for food. I expect that any normal Merkin would be more than totally sloshed just from the word "nukular" alone. This is far more hardcore than watching Star Wars and playing "Luke". Could even be worse than making a pitcher of White Russians, watching The Big Lebowski and playing "Dude" -- or a much less savory four-letter word (scroll down a bit).

Don't forget to watch tomorrow night!