I got an email today from my old friend Andy from Arizona. Apparently, I must soon visit. He tells me that I have to go camping with him, because he has "this thing he'd like to show me". He sent me a picture of it.
That, my friends, is a picture of a Browning 1919-A4 .308 caliber belt fed machine gun. 400 to 600 rounds per minute of pure joy (when properly adapted). All you'd need for a full day of fun and excitement is a truck full of pumpkins and watermelons (and maybe a few bowling balls). That's just so completely porno. I think I'm in love. Or at least lust.
Andy is my hero.
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Posted by T. at February 15, 2003 9:58 PMSaw a t-shirt that made me think of you this weekend. It said:
"I didn't go to work today- the voices told me to stay home and clean the guns."
Suz
Posted by suzi at February 24, 2003 8:49 PMLove that t-shirt! I need like a sticker of it for my office door...
Posted by wee at February 25, 2003 10:00 AM