Why couldn't I ever be truly successful in business? Because this kind of nonsense makes my head hurt:

"BPM is a new programming paradigm for the enterprise that leverages browser-based applications, e-mail, global connectivity and enterprise application integration (EAI) infrastructure to deliver a powerful, business-focused programming solution."

Bingo!

I got the quote from this story on news.com.com.com.com. The story is chock full of similarly incomprehensible business babble. I think he's saying that you need a plan in order to succeed. Or you need software. Or cars have brakes like businesses have problems. Or something. I'm sure it's revolutionary whatever it is. I wonder if it involves group calisthenics?