Ebay is funny

I love reading through Ebay feedback.

No breaks! Death in the family. Please have more patients. Poor members. I'm cloudy.

This guy has great auctions (mirror). Read that description. I expected him to say say "I kiss you!"

That waterhead wants $75.50 to ship what will more than likely wind up being just a friggin' keyboard and mouse. And the picture of said "Sun Ultra 10 keyboard and mouse" is deceptive at best because they are sitting on top of an Ultra 10. Is the keyboard/mouse all he's selling? No clue.

That dude is a shyster. Maybe he just doesn't have "knowledge of all of these technologies". Could be why his spelling and grammar are so bad. Maybe I feel like kicking a guy when he is down. But then again, maybe I don't understand what being bitten by UPS rates means to a person who's being kicked.

Ten bucks says this guy smells like sweat and stale cigarettes and cheap cologne and gets 4 inches from people's faces when he talks to them.

Comments for: Ebay is funny

...and spits when he talks? You forgot the requisite cheap gold chains and the shirt unbuttoned on the top 2-3 buttons to display said gold chains as well as his chest hair farm.

Posted by Shane at April 6, 2003 12:46 AM

Oh, one more thing. I'm assuming while browsing his feedback you ran across this dossier that a disgruntled buyer has on him:

http://www.time-span.net/public/!_ebay/demotormama.htm

Posted by Shane at April 6, 2003 12:50 AM

You are spreading Misinformation. You are Spoiler. Please don't overstate! Give a guy a chance to get back to normal! Ooh, a head bag! These are full of heady goodness! I give you best deal, my friend! Please be understanding.

Posted by at April 8, 2003 11:00 AM

You are spreading Misinformation. You are Spoiler. Please don't overstate! Give a guy a chance to get back to normal! Ooh, a head bag! These are full of heady goodness! I give you best deal, my friend! Please be understanding.

Posted by Tess at April 8, 2003 11:00 AM

Uh, sorry for the multiple post. Death in family! I'm cloudy.

Posted by Tess at April 8, 2003 11:01 AM

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