I took the Queer Quiz. Here are my results:
You scored a 12. You are 16.4% queer. Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!
Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
From what I could tell from the guy's quiz, a person's "queerness" involves mostly a fashion sense. Which I don't have. So I'm not sure about the validity of the test, but anything that puts me in the company of Mr. T can't be all that bad (Rosie's presence notwithstanding). The girl's quiz seems like it'd be a pretty good barometer of queerness, however.
There's 3 dozen questions for the guys.
There's one for the ladies. I can think of many more questions for the ladies, like:
Is most of the hair on your head less than one inch long?
Is most of the hair on your body more than one inch long?
Have you ever worn make-up? Do you know how make-up works?
Do you wear flannel?
Do dresses scare, confuse or repulse you?
When you hear the word muff, do you think of ears or "other"?
Okay, I'll stop right there....
Posted by suzi at July 1, 2003 9:40 PMNo, go on! I think you're on a roll! :-)
Posted by wee at July 1, 2003 9:52 PMHow about:
Do you have any rainbow-colored stickers on your car (especially flag-shaped or with phrases like "Family Pride")?
Do you drive a Jeep Wrangler or a pickup truck, even though you do not live on a farm nor go offroading very much?
Do you play professional golf or hockey?
Posted by Tess at July 2, 2003 11:17 AMRemember you asked:
Have you ever been the proud recipient of "pus*y on a rope", then proceeded to ask other party goers if they would like to smell your p.... prize?
Suzi, recent straight attendee at a lesbian bachelorette party...