This one's much better. Not as agile, but that intelligence combined with three special attacks??? Nobody can stand up against my mighty PorkNozzle!
Freedom Lava Dog is a Collosal Blob that is Undead, and has Black-and-White Stripes and a single Horn on its Forehead.
vs Strength: 8
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 13
PorkNozzle is a Giant Squid that can Regenerate, controls the Weather, spits Ice, and has a Terrible Roar and a Massively Swollen Skull.
When defending against Freedom Lava Dog:-
Strength: 8
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 13
Freedom Lava Dog WINS using- STRENGTH!
Completely unrelated to giant squids fighting ginat blobs, but you might like anyway:
Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer:
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
I got 7 out of 10.
Posted by Shane at August 7, 2003 4:13 AMCheater.
Posted by wee at August 8, 2003 1:54 AMDude, use the old school sh*t. Fart Knocker got me through sixth grade.
Posted by E at August 11, 2003 1:48 PM