You have t' talk like a pirate tomorrow, or else thar'll be some swabbin'o't'poopdeck in your future.

And just so that you can practice for the big day, you might try running some of H-Dawg's fine prose through the English-to-Pirate Translator:

Ay yo, wassup, Gs? If y'all aksed me what paradise wuz to tha H-Dog, I'd say it be three things: customas payin' they accountz on time without me having to go all Walkin' Tall on they ass, a endless supply o' Nutrageous barz in tha break-room vendin' machine, an' last but not least, a seven-day work week wit' no muthafukkin' dayz off to fuck wit' mah flow.