So I check mail this morning, and at some point last some some goddam bottom feeding spamming asshole has posted 112 spam comments to this website. And you know the best part? The two URLs they used have underscores in the host names. And you can't have underscores in hostnames, can you? No, you can't, because hostnames can only have alphanumerics and hyphens. So they aren't even smart assholes. They're dumb assholes. They've been at me constantly for like 9 months now, the spamming bastards. Thankfully, MT-Blacklist keeps most of them away (now if only there was a way to automatically update the blacklist).

I don't really wish harm on anyone, but after spending 20 minutes deleting comments and email there's at least one person out there who I wouldn't mind putting the hurt to. Seriously, would it really be a crime if you killed a spammer? I mean, they're a spammer, you know? It's not like they're human or anything. It's like killing a chicken or something. No big deal, right? You'd probably only have to kill like a dozen or so before the rest would shun the temptation to spam. And the world would be ten times the better place for those dozen sub-humans being gone. It sounds like a deal to me. If you spam, you should be put to death. Easy, quick, simple. No more intrusion on your digital life.

So I'm going through comment after comment and every time I click the delete button I just keep imagining the sound of a 2x4 pulping that fucker's throat. Ah... all better...