I haven't washed my car in a while. 3 months and two weeks, to be precise. Been kinda busy. Other people are busy too. But not everyone gets a message like this about their car. Most often, I get a "wash me" written in dust on my window. No nipple piercing scratches or sweaty lust-prints so far. Dammit. Like to catch that action in situ, if you get my drift.
If doing that in the snow is called a snow angel, would this be considered a dust devil?
At any rate, at least it was more creative a vandalism than the guy who rammed his rear bumper into my car door. That's so DONE.