Especially the ones that go off right after you've sat down, and spray your ass. Dont'cha just hate that?
Actually, what really pisses me off are low-life bottom feeders like the ass licker who spammed me with 211 comments yesterday. That's way more annoying than any toilet could be.
Apparently, zombies do. Can't argue with that.
They can get their *own* damn brains to eat!