This article wasn't at all surprising. Almost expected, really.
Someone wake me up when the government starts burning scientists at the stake.
How dare you malign the grandeur of my creation.
Posted by God at October 20, 2004 12:38 PMHey old man, you can't take credit for that. You so know that was my idea!
Posted by Jesus at October 22, 2004 7:11 PMWhippersnapper. Get back to your tomb! No resurrection for you.
Posted by God at October 23, 2004 12:03 PMawww poor wee
Posted by Matt at October 23, 2004 12:08 PMTomb, schmomb. We had a deal: I do the crucifixion thing- which was totally whack, G- spend a little time in the tomb so I can "rise from the dead" , and then I was through.
I'll publish my side if you be steppin', Pop.
Posted by jesus at October 24, 2004 9:41 PMIt's obvious the two of you need a mediator in this little dispute - get thee to Jerry Springer post-haste! I'll bet J.C. has some juicy revelations about what he was up to during those "lost years" so conveniently left out of the Bible...
Posted by Tess at October 25, 2004 9:46 AMI'm going to go out on a limb and take a guess that Matt is superstitious. Errr, I mean religious. Or maybe he prefers dogma and mysticism instead of facts and science. Maybe he's a simple fan of religious persecution, isn't all that bright, or doesn't care for geology.
Take all kinds, I guess...
Posted by wee at October 27, 2004 12:22 PM