This is an interesting article on how names affect a person's life. I read a long time ago that what you name your child determines, in some very small way, what their life will be like. And coming on the heels of Penn naming his daughter "Moxie CrimeFighter", the subject had been in my head. I think I need to go pick up a copy of Freakonomics. Come to think of it, Steven Levett was at Google the other day and I missed it. Nuts. Damn work always getting in the way...
And I've always wondered about this:
For the study on black names, he analyzed birth records of all children born in Florida between 1989 and 1996. Names with apostrophes and unusual letter combinations were more likely given by mothers who dropped out of school, he found.
He also applied what he calls the Scrabble test: Names that would earn high scores in Scrabble - with z's, x's and q's - were most likely given by poorer, uneducated mothers.
I could never figure out why someone would name their kid "Da'Quan" or "Shaquasia". I always thought it was something cultural that I wasn't privvy to, when in reality it's because the mothers are uneducated simpletons. Ockham wins another round.
And dig the sociology experiment that guy at the end of the article is running on his kids. That's cruel and unusual.
Actually, I was thinking of naming my firstborn Latrina Cadillac, regardless of gender.
Posted by Shane at July 25, 2005 9:53 PMI tried to talk Josh into naming his baby "Hunter Gather'r", but he went with Hunter Benjamin. No imagination there...
Posted by suzi at July 26, 2005 4:47 AMSo I take it you're having a change of heart re: Louis Potato and Dumpling Astrid? Pity.
Posted by Tess at July 26, 2005 1:02 PMOK, I've read the article now, and a couple things have become clear:
- I want our daughter to study science and become an astronaut; hence, we must name her Jeffrey. Or possibly Sanjay.
- People who name their kid "Qayttllyn" or "Lynndsi" (sorry, Toni) deserve to end up with confused, stupid children.
- Even though Dalton Conley is a cruel bastard, as middle names go, I confess I'm kind of liking "Knuckles". Suzi, it's probably not too late for Josh and Jenn if they'd like to reconsider and go with "Hunter Knuckles Dieckhoff"...
Posted by Tess at July 26, 2005 1:25 PM" I want our daughter to study science and become an astronaut;"
Tess is with child? This is a wonderful surprise!
Posted by E at July 26, 2005 4:37 PMNope, the kid I was talking about was strictly virtual, for the moment.
Posted by Tess at July 27, 2005 2:12 AMSadly, Tess is not with child. That would have probably merited a complete post. :-)
As far as Louis P. or Dumplin', well, I'm saving those for pet names.
Posted by wee at July 27, 2005 1:26 PM