So this dullard submits a story to Slashdot about Google Analytics inviting more people to the service. And he calls it a "snazzy web site hit counter". That's like calling a 747 a "little airplane". It's just a bit more complex than a hit counter. Just a little.
It is sort of sad if people would sign up only to use it as a hit counter, though. There are a lot of people that would get much more use out of it than them. The "it would really help their online business" sort of use.
"Hit counter". Bullocks!
Grumble...