August 25, 2003
Behind Enemy Lines at the Car Lot

In light of our recent car-buying experience, I found this article by a writer who went "undercover" as a used-car salesman very interesting. If you think you'll be buying a car in the near (or even not-so-near) future, you should read it too...

Posted by tess at 11:31 AM
August 18, 2003
Back on the Chain Gang

Wee and I are back in SoCal after a week of extreme travel. Four days of trade show procurement and gambling in Vegas were followed by three days of nostalgic (and semi-alcoholic) reunions with old friends in Klamath Falls (hi, Nick and Dee and Lex, should any of you be visiting the Gumbo - leave me a note in the comments if so!) and the lovely wedding of one of them. The constant activities (wandering around the trade show for hours on end, sitting at the blackjack table till my back ached, bowling and shooting pool and rocking a baby to sleep, not to mention the subtler stresses of catching planes and driving in cars for hours and sleeping in strange beds) have taken their toll on my less-active body; right now I'm downright exhausted and definitely noticing the difference between doing these sorts of things at age 32 vs. my agile 20's. Tonight is all about healthy comfort foods and a looooooong soak in the hot tub, maybe a little catchup on some shows our TiVo has stacked up for us in our absence, and an early bedtime. Sounds a little like heaven, really.

Anyway, I hope to get some anecdotes about the trip posted soon, even if just in a bullet-point format; but for now I just wanted to say that we're home and, fun as the week was, very glad to be back.

Posted by tess at 11:02 AM
August 06, 2003
My Food-Eating Battle Monkey

Butch
is a
Man-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 9.7



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Butch, enter your name:


Try taking on this bad-ass primate by entering your own monkey name in the white box and hitting the "battle" button... Come on - throw down, biyotch! (And post your results in the comments for this entry, if possible!)

Posted by tess at 07:57 PM
My Giant Battle Monster

FreewheelinFranklin

is a Giant Bee that fell through a Dimensional Warp, can Generate Electricity, and has Heavy Metal Armour, a mean Left Hook and Bulletproof Skin.

Strength: 2 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 7



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat FreewheelinFranklin, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights FreewheelinFranklin using

Posted by tess at 07:45 PM