Apparently, yes:

Kind of a cool test (though I'm a sucker for them anyway).

28

Here's me:

I guess that's about right, considering my folks are from Ohio and West Virginia, but I grew up in Arizona (which has no accent to speak of).

Take a look at Ben Franklin's 13 Virtues. How many do you have?

Me? I've got 2, maybe 3. But I'm kinda drunk right now and I haven't been shagging the empties. So I'm not too sure. 4?

MSNBC has a test which aims to show you how much of a propensity towards autism you have. My score? 27. (No, I'm not making that up.)

That's rated as the middle of the "above average" category. I probably scored slightly higher than most not because I have autistic leanings, but because I don't much care for social settings. And I'm good at remembering numbers and things, don't like being disturbed when I'm doing something, can't multitask with a shit, and have an easy time visualizing abstract concepts.

Yeah, well...

You are a Social Liberal (73% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (65% permissive) You are best described as a: Libertarian Link: The Politics Test

I guess so. I don't really vote a party so much as an issue or a person. And there's only a few issues that I'm really anxious over. Gun control is bad, fertility rights should be a given, a perpetual welfare state keeps the citizenry feeble, the war on drugs is futile, the war on terror isn't much more successful, I'll never see a dime of what I pay towards social security and so on. You know: a centrist.

I don't really identify with any one particualr political party, but I guess the Libertarians are the closest. Sad that they're often seen as a bunch of whackjobs. Seriously: get rid of national borders? Completely abolish taxes? Not entirely in line with realistic possibilities.

My main overriding political belief is a simple one: As long as what you, as a member of society, are doing is kept firmly in the realm of your own business, then why should I or the government care what you're on about?

Score: -201
I am the anti-hippie,
I shoot hippies for fun!
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Apparently, I am not in the market for magical string. But I have to admit that was one of the easiest tests I've taken so far!

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As it turns out, I'm not all that evil at all.

How evil are you?

I think I got extra points because there are, in fact, two rodents in the room. Not my rodents, mind you, but there was no way to qualify the answer, so I had to go with it.

I am 80% Asshole/Bitch.

I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.

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I'm glad that's finally been officially quantified.

I showed Tess the Create Your Own South Park Character site, and she decided to make a character out of me. Here's what she came up with:

Not too far off, actually.

Especially the ones that go off right after you've sat down, and spray your ass. Dont'cha just hate that?

What pisses you off?

Actually, what really pisses me off are low-life bottom feeders like the ass licker who spammed me with 211 comments yesterday. That's way more annoying than any toilet could be.

I'm a Philosopher/Scientist!



Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?

I've more than a couple relatives deeply involved in the church. But this made me laugh anyway. Hey, at least I know I'm not going to hell, right?