It's not serious yet
This article wasn't at all surprising. Almost expected, really.
Someone wake me up when the government starts burning scientists at the stake.
Create your own South Park character
I showed Tess the Create Your Own South Park Character site, and she decided to make a character out of me. Here's what she came up with:
Not too far off, actually.
How messed up are you?
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Moderate |
| Schizotypal: | Low |
| Antisocial: | Moderate |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Moderate |
| Narcissistic: | Moderate |
| Avoidant: | Low |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- |
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What pisses you off?
Especially the ones that go off right after you've sat down, and spray your ass. Dont'cha just hate that?
Actually, what really pisses me off are low-life bottom feeders like the ass licker who spammed me with 211 comments yesterday. That's way more annoying than any toilet could be.