Happy Birthday!

It's my birthday. I'm in a temporary apartment in Mountain View. I was supposed to go home to San Diego and play poker with my wife and my friends, but I had to work today (and tomorrow).

I'm listening to Booker T & The M.G.s doing a cover of Day Tripper. I'm mostly through the last half of a bottle of 2001 Clos Du Bois Cabernet. I was writing a Python script for work, but now I'm cleaning a Star Model BM. I have a brace of fish sticks in the oven. Woo-woo.

Tracy and the poker crew just called in for B-day wishes, and that was awfully nice. I wish I was there with my wife and friends. I hope I didn't sound totally nonsensical on the phone, but my head has sort of been drawn inwards all night on this script I've been trying to write -- which has languished in the face of uneeded gun-cleaning.

No new work for me tonight I think.

Posted by wee on 04/30/2005 at 10:16 PM | Main Page | Category: Rants | Comments (6)
Random learning

Everyone seemed to completely miss my point, so the original post is gone. I was simply wondering if I had made the right decision from a cutural standpoint, not a technical one. I was wondering if I'll fit in or not, or whether I was out of my league.

That's what I was trying to say. My fault for being bored enough to write a novel.

Posted by wee on 04/27/2005 at 10:39 PM | Main Page | Category: Geek Stuff | Comments (7)
Henry Earl on Fark again

About a year ago, someone submitted my Henry Earl Stats Page to Fark. Someone submitted it again last night.

Server's still holding up well. Check this out:

That's a true Farking right there. We're at about 60,000 visits in the last 22 hours. Kinda cool to watch it happening.

In other news, Henry Earl now has his own Firefox extension, thanks to a guy named Nick from TotalFark. He wrote it up a few months ago, but couldn't get a hold of me. I've been meaning to write a Henry extension for a while now. In fact, that's how the RSS feed came about. I was going to have my extension get data from that, and give out XML to aggregators at the same time. But work and such got in the way, and I never got very far on that project. So big thanks to Nick for hacking it up for us!

Posted by wee on 04/13/2005 at 09:47 PM | Main Page | Comments (1)
Ever wonder what kind of boots Indiana Jones wore?

For no real reason at all, Tracy and I watched Raiders of the Lost Ark last night during dinner. And also for no real reason at all, I remarked, "Indiana Jones had some really cool boots. I've always wanted a pair..." Did you ever notice Indy's boots? I did. I have a thing for practical footwear, and have always liked plain leather boots, sans space-age materials. Just... boots. Indy had good boots, and so I noticed.

Now thanks to the wonders of the Internets, finding the company that made Indy's boots is about as easy as falling off a log. An added bonus? They aren't props. They're real, working, high-quality boots.

Another bonus is that Alden has a store in San Francisco. And I'm going to be living near San Francisco. That means I can actually drive up there and try a pair on if I want, and see if they'll fit my dual-sized, strangely shaped feet. (I can never buy footwear via mail-order or through the Web, since I'll never know if they'll fit comfortably. Hasn't stopped me from trying, though...)

Yeah, they're a little on the pricey side, but my dad always said "Never buy cheap boots". And father knows best, right?

Posted by wee on 04/12/2005 at 07:12 PM | Main Page | Category: Random Stuff | Comments (2)
Perl beats Python!

Part of my job involves once-weekly dealings with a website which requires user interaction every so often -- usually between 5 and 30 minutes. Overall, these weekly dealings can take anywhere between 6 hours and two days. As you can imagine, it's hard to get much of anything done when you're constantly having to stop whatever it is you're working on at nearly-random intervals and interact in a very exacting, meticulous way for 10-20 minutes at a crack.

So in my "down time" -- that lull between responsiveness -- I've been trying to get some stuff done which doesn't require long periods of thought. That's another way of saying "I browse the web while I wait for a slow website to respond". However, I've been browsing tech web sites and tutorials and so forth, looking for good stuff I can soak up in 10 to 30 minute sessions.

Another part of my (future) job will involve writing a lot of software in Python. So today I spent some time looking for a "Python for Perl Programmers" sort of site. I was trying to compile a list of things that I can do (like use exceptions) and can't do (like use the autoincrement operator) in Python.

During one such browsing session I came upon the one true definitive comparison between Python and Perl. And I pretty much had to stop working for the day right then and there.

Posted by wee on 04/11/2005 at 06:04 PM | Main Page | Category: Geek Stuff | Comments (0)
Here's a tattoo for ya

Good tattoo material here:

Of course now that HST is dead I'm not so sure. It's either that or the Boba Fett Mandalorian shoulder thing. But since George Lucas started butt-raping my childhood memories, that Boba Fett thing is likely out as well. Good thing it wasn't tattooed on my arm, eh? I'd have to get Lucas to come back a couple years later and digitally re-enhance it for me.

Bah... there aren't any good tattoo ideas. Not that I really want one, even. Just saying, is all...

Posted by wee on 04/05/2005 at 07:46 PM | Main Page | Category: Random Stuff | Comments (1)
Hi! We're idiots. That work you did is cool! Can we have it?

I've written about that thing called 10x10 before. There's this guy named Jonathan, and he's got this site which takes images that are timely and presents them in a certain cool way that lets you "see" what's going on in the world. You look and get a "feel" for what's happening, rather than just read about it. It's actually a pretty cool idea. Novel, certainly. And worth a look.

Where it concerns me is the guy running it, Jonathan, tries in vain to spam-proof his email address by spelling it out as jjh at number27 dot org. And so I get a lot of his mis-addressed mail at my domain 27.org. It's kind of annoying, but can also be somewhat amusing.

Normally, I don't even bother to read the mail that should have gone to him; I just delete it like the spam that it is. (I've asked that he spam-proof his email in a way that is technically viable as well as 27.org-friendly, but those requests fell on deaf ears.) I do have a bounceback in place that explains the situation in small words. So the Illiterati will eventually reach Jonathan. My concession to Net Karma. Yeah, I'm a softy.

Anyway, I was in the process of deleting one particular email, because I thought it had come though my normal spam filters. But for some reason, I opened it (probably to make sure that it wasn't addressed to me). I just about died laughing.

Here's the mail I got (personally-identifying information has been changed to protect the dimwitted). My translation is in the small blue font in between the lines of the original email.

We have no content of our own, and saw your site in USA Today or whatever. We think that the dupes who buy our rag would like to see content, and so we'd like to completely break the metaphor by just pasting your online zeitgeist stuff into our print magazine.
We found someone with money and also poor mental health to fund us again, so we're bringing back something nobody wanted in the first place in order to get another shot at relevancy. However...
I would be able to show you a sample of what our fine publication looks like, but my nephew the Web Dood got a job at Burger World and quit midway through the redesign of our web site. Look at some other unrelated examples of a print publication if you wish to see how low you can aspire, should you wish to let us paste in your content. See, we're pasting in their content as well.
Our magazine only contain 15 pages, but we'd like to devote 1/5 of that precious space to your pasted content. You might stand a good chance of having about 12 people see your name should you allow us to paste in your content. And you can drag your friends down too!
You'll have to figure out for us what part of your work we should paste in, because we can't be bothered to go through your site and pick something. This is because we only know one thing about our readership, should any turn up at the last minute or something.
Even though you're only getting 3 pages, we feel that it's the best use of our copious print space to include as many large images as possible. The one thing we do know about our readership is that they like to see lots of pictures, instead of words, if at all possible.
Even though we only need to paste in pictures of your content, we'd also very much like to see the source code to the software you've worked hard to write. We know it is what makes your web site unique, but we've found it's best to get not only content and ideas from other people, but it's also nice to have the source code as well. This allows us to make our intellectual property theft complete.
Instead of look through your site, we'd like to steal your source code. But this isn't really stealing. It's the part where we pretend to think for ourselves. See, we're going to put your software on a site of our own, so that we can run it too. So, ah, forget that bit above there where we asked you to find us something to paste in. Just, uh, you know, give us the crown jewels and we'll take it from there.
We can't pay you, as we have no money of our own. This is why it makes the best sense, fiscally, if we not only get you to do the work for us, but also tell us what parts of your work should appear in our magazine. Having your unique ideas purloined should be its own reward. And there's that whole "get your name out thing", so that's good! Right?
If you balk at this request for you to do our jobs, or that part where we want to steal your shit, then I'd be happy to try to come up with some reason why we'd need everything you have which makes your site unique. There are reasons why we need your stuff, trust me on that. Imagination's the limit when it's art!
Please reply soon. We have 3 blank pages in our otherwise unfinished magazine. We really gotta fill that hole, man, so be a pal and join the team and jump in for the big win, Tiger!

Send me all your third-class junk mail and sign me up for a 5 year Columbia House membership, please.
Posted by wee on 04/01/2005 at 07:25 PM | Main Page | Category: Rants | Comments (2)